|Dean:||*gets beat to a pulp*|
|Dean:||*gets attacked backstage*|
|Dean:||*gets his head stomped onto a pile of cinder blocks*|
|Roman:||hmm I think I should help|
|brock lesnar:||i'll kick cena's ass|
|brock lesnar:||i'll kick cena dad's ass|
|brock lesnar:||i'll kick my own ass|
I just realized why I pull off my homecoming dress so well
i want wil wheaton to find this please
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.