I just realized why I pull off my homecoming dress so well
i want wil wheaton to find this please
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
Last Kiss (Acoustic) - Taylor Swift
that july 9th, the beat of your heart.
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”