Dean:*gets beat to a pulp*
Roman:...
Dean:*gets attacked backstage*
Roman:...
Dean:*gets his head stomped onto a pile of cinder blocks*
Roman:...
Dean:*dead*
Roman:hmm I think I should help
brock lesnar:i'll kick cena's ass
brock lesnar:i'll kick cena dad's ass
brock lesnar:i'll kick my own ass
120,931 notes • 1:15 AM

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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389,896 notes • 12:57 AM

spockisinthetardis:

spahck:

I just realized why I pull off my homecoming dress so well

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it’s because

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i want wil wheaton to find this please

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thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

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Last Kiss (Acoustic) - Taylor Swift

that july 9th, the beat of your heart.

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goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

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